spicegirl posted this to the scrabble club chatterbox. Now it's stuck in my head (the song that will drive you insane)
Sung to the tune of 'She'll be coming down the mountain ....'
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markers are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
If we have no allies with us , bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has ditched us, bomb Iraq.
So hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
It's 'Pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons, we can't see,
And that's good enough for me,
Cos it's all the proof I need'
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad
With the weapons that he had
(And he tried to kill your dad)
If your corporate fraud is grown, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding it ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting uneasy,
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war, not love, this season,
Even if we have no reason,