Jabberwocky for 2003 May 3

Sat May 03 2003 13:15: I spent the morning pulling weeds and thinking of Big Louie Grenouille, who used to live in our swimming pool. Eventually he went through the filter and became Big Louie Sushi, at which point he no longer lived [in the pool].

I betcha Big Louie would eat the snails.

Sat May 03 2003 13:16: I realize I probably didn't spell grenouille correctly. Did you expect me to?

Sat May 03 2003 18:50: a SNAIL came into the house today, and I didn't see him/her and stepped on him/her with my stocking feet. !!! I say him/her because snails are both. Didja know that? Yes, it's true. You only need one of them to start an invasion.