Frog/Antifrog
Copyright 1998 Leonard Richardson
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[Entire song:] C F C5 G5+7

[Verse:]
She was standing on the platform
I was shooting at the blocks
She was yelling, time was running out
I was looking in a power box

I was jumping on a trampoline
I was killing, happy, fancy-free
She was pacing, waiting passively
She's a bitwise NOT of me

[Chorus:]
She was frog, and I was antifrog
And she said "I won't be happy when you're gone."
She was there, and I was moving on
I began again and there she was
On this level all games are alike
In a sense we are identical
I was frog, and she was antifrog
From this distance it all looks the same

I was going across the freeway
She was waiting, floating down a stream
She made my place a happy home
She was worth 500 points to me

I touched her and I kissed her neck
I promised her a plate of flies
I promised her five little boxes
But she was tired of listening to my lies

[Chorus:]
She was frog, and I was antifrog
And she said "I won't be happy 'til you're gone."
She was there, and I was backing out
If she had eyes she would have stared me down
On a runway, in a hotel room
In a house upon the skating ramp
In the graphics in between the games
I can meet her anywhere I am

I went off on some adventure
She stayed home and battled pixel dust
I was fighting for no reason
I'd do anything to earn her trust

I got hearts and gems and points and such
She wouldn't let me bring them through the door
Went around and gave it all away
Don't know why I got them for

[Chorus:]
I was frog, and she was antifrog
And I said "How 'bout a Whopper from Burger King?"
It was spring, and love was in the air
But that's just the palette colors talking
In a funny way I understand
In a way I cannot understand
From this distance it all looks the same
But the underlying fact remains
I was frog
I was frog
I was frog