Shoes Don't Fit Blues
Copyright 2001 Leonard Richardson

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Oh I loved a girl but she didn't love me
I went and hung myself from the big oak tree
There was no big oak tree so I had to plant one
And I grew old and died before it was half done

The heartbreak of paralysis, today's Chevrolet
The way I feel about you more than words can assay
The antiseptic tankard of del Margaret Mead
The true and twisted travesty of just-what-I-need

Oh I loved a girl but she didn't love back
She said that we both came from the wrong side of the track
She shook up my heart like an old soda can
And then she left me for myself, I don't understand

The habitat of helium, the weight of McWorld
The speed-seduction fat reduction Ben and Jheri-curled
The algorithm method to my madness duPree
The ancient Chinese secret agent manna IV

E.g. I
Heard it from the council when they gave me a call
They bulldozed my house to make room for a mall
I read it in the papers and I saw it onscreen
They tore down the mall, now what else could that mean?

The supersadomasochistic way to the way
The semiotic semolina soup of the day
The aftermath of mathematics man on the spot
Sign right here by the big blue dot