Sun Feb 01 2004 09:16:
"I think we should have a Department of Peace, but I also think we should rename the Department of Defense to the Department of Kicking Your Ass."
Sun Feb 01 2004 09:22:
vindication of "He does have the Joementum, but unfortunately Joementum has very little to do with momentum" http://www.numbertwopencil.net/archives/000027.html
Sun Feb 01 2004 13:34:
vip eblock tech support count: now 3
Sun Feb 01 2004 14:04:
"Did you just say 'Kerry for President?' I must be hearing things!"
Sun Feb 01 2004 14:26:
$stateData->{caucus} ? "Caucus" : "Primary"
Mon Feb 02 2004 07:39:
I am not a good tech support person. "Leonard Leonard Leonard! What if i get a name and then someone else gets the same name? Catastrophe!" "Yes, that's why I DESIGNED IT so THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!" "If there some way of marking it once you're done that someone else doesn't get it?" "Why yes, and did you know that I actually THOUGHT ABOUT THE PROBLEMS WHEN DESIGNING IT? It's a free service I provide!" "Is there some way of printing out a list?" "Yes, thanks to the draft I recently submitted to the W3C that allows WEB PAGES to be PRINTED!"
Mon Feb 02 2004 09:18:
man, that was bitter
Mon Feb 02 2004 09:30:
if t == 'Kucinich':
a = 'H'
Mon Feb 02 2004 12:35:
6 offices in VA calling now. Very
sweet system.
Tue Feb 03 2004 07:18:
"I got a Joemonkey on my back."
Wed Feb 04 2004 07:29:
"true tales of entropy"
Wed Feb 04 2004 17:09:
"leonard is superior to [x] in so many ways"
Wed Feb 04 2004 18:08:
"he's deflecting blame by drawing attention to himself!"
Thu Feb 05 2004 09:05:
legacy of the past: where race in ('B', 'N')
Thu Feb 05 2004 13:27:
"south carolina's so picky! it's like they don't want to be part of the union or something!"
Fri Feb 06 2004 06:46:
orthodontist # 415.681.2418
Fri Feb 06 2004 11:41:
"eblock system is lousy"
Sat Feb 07 2004 06:57:
woohoo! i fixed the time zone problem 4 minutes before it became moot!
Sat Feb 07 2004 08:41:
"See, Wesley Clark is a boy. You're just talking to other people about a boy."
Sat Feb 07 2004 15:05:
(15:03:42) leonardr4clark: i momentarily thought, 'why is he telling me this? i already know this! i learned it 15 seconds ago when i googled the name of the movie!'
(15:03:47) leonardr4clark: the web has made communication impossible!
Sun Feb 08 2004 07:32:
10 REM NASHVILLE JOKE
Sun Feb 08 2004 08:35:
i love the way the sole accomplishment of "reliable sources" is to reinforce the conventional wisdom
Mon Feb 09 2004 07:16:
"that's federalism!"
Mon Feb 09 2004 07:25:
cnn's "top 5 tips" for getting arline upgrades: "it helps to be among the elite". Yeah, thanks. I'll get right on that. Tip 3: "Be Strategic". Strategy! Who would have thought?
Mon Feb 09 2004 07:28:
at least that "bills" commercial is funny
Mon Feb 09 2004 07:50:
Subject: swallowtail clock
Mon Feb 09 2004 08:15:
whose brilliant idea was it to have dean speak right in front of a flagpole flying the canadian flag?
Mon Feb 09 2004 08:57:
crowded user universe trick: "its", eg. "itsleonardr"
Mon Feb 09 2004 14:17 PST Do not hump under any circumstances - Road & advertising signs - images - carcino.gen.nz:
saw this on a train car
Tue Feb 10 2004 05:52:
"If you're already an orkut member, make sure that the email address at which
you received this note is entered into your orkut profile. That way, you'll
automatically be connected to all of your friends." (strange definition of "automatically")
Tue Feb 10 2004 16:52:
they finally certified us the winner of ok: http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/primaries/pages/states/OK/
Tue Feb 10 2004 16:58:
"as javascript is adopted as a scripting language in more and more places..." yeah, in your dreams, pal
Wed Feb 11 2004 06:54:
"we owe so much to you... eblocks is one of the neatest things i've ever seen." --john oeffinger (who would know)
Sun Feb 22 2004 17:53 NST8NDT:
should be "child of all gravity games": http://happypenguin.org/show?Mother%20of%20all%20gravity%20games
Wed Feb 25 2004 11:23:
reviving the tradition: "the desired level of adventure" http://www.hayesmansion.com/learning/
Thu Feb 26 2004 14:45:
cvs admin -m "revnum:`cat commit.msg`" wc-file
Fri Feb 27 2004 14:06 NST8NDT:
about that giant lizard: http://www.metaweb.com/wiki/wiki.phtml?title=Megalania_prisca
Fri Feb 27 2004 14:43:
could it be??? http://apnews.myway.com/
Fri Feb 27 2004 18:48:
since Sumana cleverly saw through my cunning ruses like FOLDING THE SHEET OF PAPER, she already knows about this and there's no reason not to put it here and get rid of the hard copy: http://cobaltflux.com/
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