Wed May 03 2006 21:59 PST: It was one of the all-time great headlines, up there with "SECRETARY DENIES ALL KNOWLEDGE"

Wed May 03 2006 22:00 PST: It was one of the all-time great headlines, up there with "SECRETARY DENIES ALL KNOWLEDGE"

Thu May 04 2006 21:00 PST: double fortune cookie

Bill Gates as Popeye

Thu May 04 2006 22:37 PST http://edgeperspectives.typepad.com/edge_perspectives/2006/04/soa_versus_web_.html: For book

Thu May 04 2006 22:40 PST Sillub Technology: Model train cad!

Thu May 04 2006 22:44 PST The Project Gutenberg eBook of History of English Humour, Vol. 1 (of 2), by Alfred Guy Kingan L'Estrange: It's unlikely that I will ever be able to write a sentence like "The ludicrous is in its character so elusive and protean, and the field over which it extends is so vast, that few have ever undertaken the task of examining it systematically."

Thu May 04 2006 22:51 PST The Sound of Mathematics: Better than my lame examples in the Ruby Cookbook

Fri May 05 2006 19:15 PST genetic-programming.com-Home-Page: Awesome. "Most computer scientists unquestioningly assume that any effective problem-solving process must be logically sound and deterministic." Yeah, if it's the 1960s.

Fri May 05 2006 21:46 PST CleverCS Improved Recommendation Systems: Sounds great

Fri May 05 2006 21:48 PST Sam Loyd's Cyclopedia of Puzzles: From the author of the book Zack gave me

Sun May 07 2006 22:39 PST The Grand List of Overused Science Fiction Cliches: Seen this before, but I need it for reference

Sun May 07 2006 22:39 PST the hungry tiger: Chocolate buttermilk cake: Two of my favorite things

Wed May 10 2006 17:41 PST: From an old French assignment: "Mais les Americains furènt stupides parce que Duchamp fut un grand artiste."

I guessed at all the original French titles of things and got them all wrong. "Avantfait" sounds great but is not a real word.

Also: "Il mora en 1968 et resta mort depuis alors."

Fri May 19 2006 11:32 PST: next month: dada at moma!

Fri May 19 2006 13:55 PST: Lehman Caves in Utah

Fri May 19 2006 22:41 PST LWN: The Grumpy Editor's guide to audio stream grabbers: I can read this. Does LWN still think I'm a subscriber? Am I still a subscriber?

Mon May 22 2006 20:40 PST the random pokey the penguin generator: About five years too late, compadre

Wed May 24 2006 18:51 PST The pleasure of finding things out - RP Feynman - Google Video: Watch this and love us again!

Wed May 24 2006 19:35 PST bakingsheet: Cooking School: Chocolate Marble Cake: It's a caaaaaaaake!

Wed May 24 2006 19:36 PST: Damn, I'm a genius on the small scale: "Every time you see an Alien on television he's standing on his hind legs, like the Geico insurance lizard, so he looks more human."

Sat May 27 2006 06:56 PST: ok, that declaration of genius has to get off my start page

Sat May 27 2006 21:41 PST Internet Archive Search: subject:"Commercial catalogs": Subject: things that are awesome

Tue May 30 2006 20:43 PST Tastes Like Teen Spirit: I need to fix plurals

Swing seared yokes digs
lawns sore hale
Sprite'deaths claw sieve wants tess chops glances
Son'shrine replace parked saints screams chisels
Whoop groups, Nun greer baked except shark

Wednesdays, barely, actress, trees chief?
Worries, thompson, weakens, vests katz?
Stipend, squirrel, meadow, wanes odds?
Coated, mecca, sandy

Spill ann jogs brooks, plies'bosch mild intervene
Beg knobs feats quark, noisier blurts
Mensch morse mistakes fern microphones
Brimmed moot gives dikes, republics clothe
Goes saliva, cleans salami
An shibboleth, lynched ritual
Birch!

Straight!
Golf!

Wrung'dare schemes loom work Jail prunes kruse
Stone throw stood suites Key crept glen
Forbids glosses blends smears spaceship pales
Brushed punished gods crystals splurge wave

Stainless, leanest, honing, time bear?
Waken, ripples, jacket, ernst dreamt?
Treadwell, outlived, philly, plunged gasps?
Alsop, tightened, rollback

Mice spells trot gave, brine'oaths sept accuses
Graph hack face took, detachment falls
Frayne joule revealed gauls acquittal
Linked booze grope chairs, abigail quiz
Trucks addressing, launched classify
Rink vivaldi, too Remembers
Kin!

Broiled!
Click!

Thaws Lives sharer etch edged Lewd labs
Glue blame, Tongued noll curbs flags want ride
Begs raft soars seemed, de suds smiles muffs
Blushed lulled, assassin, abetting

Quelling, stairway, fitchburg, first sand?
Meson, rivaled, secure, rind gouged?
Conclude, district, clemson, strands arched?
Tickle, marin, hammond

Pits clicks birth hangs, hind'dime scab inhibits
Quick moat hounds shin, formalized doped
Forks void barstow ounce indians
Tempts clipped whines creamed, peppermint jar
Raced illnesses, bill appalling
Check remotest, placed isaacson
Guess jorgensen, mans fondling
Doubts frugally, alms recession
Runs diatribe, pie enjoining
Long observance, hobbs specialize
Steps concentric! 

Tue May 30 2006 21:02 PST Iron-Enriched Man:

Alps bells bell yell breasts?
Ex ghosts vase streamed slows lyre nymphs?
Zest beige jut crews grief,
Trim spore camps oars lurks greece pique?
Freed charm packaged stumped shrines?
Sphinx sheen warp assessed stew gauche?
Stung'fright meets sprints al needs
stain strides lear salvage bruce?

Posts rook tracts builds dies
ache ralph calmed thunderbolt puns
Jabbed groups moonshine vast
heaped flaunts choppers dust boredom

Atlantic brief quit
Chilled shunt earth ease cracked seem
Boarders made humpty
trance rant waves jumped over

Warmed cluj rink acts spoiled
chaff Coleridge Films scorns celt lens
Frosted hum splice blame
Whisks moss meddle old runs grease

Assemblies burnt young
Roasts stop mete wolff gouge
Mosquitoes pith shames
Psalm shots swamped rents stella

Channing masts twined shroud
swapped crabs annulled piled slain isles
Melted sluice merged suds winked pot
Earring Slumped crouch immune!