Super-Carbohydrate Trader Joe's Monopoly Pasta
Ingredients:
Boil water. Put pasta in water and cook. While cooking, dice tomatoes. Drain pasta and shake up with olive oil and tomatoes. As needed, put cheese on top and heat in microwave to melt cheese; also toast bread. Shake basil on top (optionally). Alternate between eating pasta on bread and eating pasta not on bread. Serves one, for about two days.
Another popular recipe 'round my place:
Very Cheap Three-Bean-And-One-Grain Salad
Ingredients:
Drain all canned items and put into big bowl. Use blender to blend vinegar and olive oil into makeshift vinaigrette. Pour makeshift vinaigrette onto hill of beans. Add dill and shake well. Serves one, for about a day and a half. Thu Jan 03 2002 16:57 PST (Leonard Richardson):
Here is a recipe for the dish which made up the majority of my diet for my last two years of college: