I really like shredded coconut, but I feel strange eating it. It's as though it's fish-flake food for humans and there are powerful aliens sitting on their perches in another dimension watching me eat it. Can you help?
Signed, Dear Observed:
The aliens will lose interest if you stop eating the shredded coconut in big handfuls directly from the bag, and include it as an ingredient in food where they can't see it. Try my
Chocolate Pudding a la Way Too Much Shredded Coconut Prepare the pudding as per the instructions on the box, but use less milk than it calls for. Instead of remaining milk, substitute coconut. Chill and serve. Serves n.
Mon May 12 2003 05:58 PST (Leonard Richardson) Leonard's Advice/Food Column:
Dear Leonard,
Observed in Omaha
I really like shredded coconut, but I feel strange eating it. It's as though it's fish-flake food for humans and there are powerful aliens sitting on their perches in another dimension watching me eat it. Can you help?
Signed, Dear Observed:
The aliens will lose interest if you stop eating the shredded coconut in big handfuls directly from the bag, and include it as an ingredient in food where they can't see it. Try my
Chocolate Pudding a la Way Too Much Shredded Coconut Prepare the pudding as per the instructions on the box, but use less milk than it calls for. Instead of remaining milk, substitute coconut. Chill and serve. Serves n. Mon May 12 2003 08:58 PST (News You Can Bruise) Leonard's Advice/Food Column:
Dear Leonard,
Observed in Omaha