Spam As Folk Art for 2006 March

(Leonard) Honesty:

We have received one hundred fifty thousand free trading shares from a third party... for our services. We intend to sell all these shares now, which could cause the stock to go down, resulting in losses for you. Do your due dilligence before you invest.

I think I just did!

(Kevan) More standalone poetry:

down-down my weight
zipping my energy
bring down my weight
zipping my lean muscle mass
bring down my body fat
bring down my wrinkles and sags
revitalizes my hair and nail growth
refresh my memory, mood and mental energy
sleep soundly and awake rested
help "me" getting rid of stress, fatigue and depression

(Sumana) They Also Say That He Is Deaf (to his counterparts in the US legislature and to silent desperation): First was the spam about losing weight that also told me to emulate Churchill. Then:

Kathy and I took scythe beyond gonad (with eggplant related to particle accelerator, ribbon about.When photon beyond pit viper wakes up, tea party living with senator flies into a rage.tea party of earring borrow money from tea party around.

That senator had better look out for Eggplant Mike.

And the spam with profound existential desperation at the end:

                          It was just that sometimes you couldn't see it.       Oh, I see.   Golden Globes    "And hadn't he known this was coming?
She had a barbecue fork with her this time, and when the page began to curl up, she poked it through
the gaps in the grill.  March 2nd, 1969.      ""Go?     He almost hoped it did.   "Cautiously.   and if her hands slipped up
his legs as she climbed the stairs, she was going to grab, more than a handful of his skinny ass.   A person might as well
not write a book at all, if there's no one around to read it.      normally cost

(Sumana) Clancy/King/Wallace/Stephenson:

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