Subject: I WILL HELP
Hello,
My Name is ( MRS.LUCY BOB), I am 75yrs old of age; I stay in Texas, USA. I am a good merchant; I have several industrial companies and good share in various banks in the world. I spend all my life on investment and corporate business. All the way I lost my husband and two beautiful kids in fatal accident that occur in November 5th 2003.I am a very greedy woman with all cost I don~Rt know much and care about people, since when I have an experience of my lovely ones I felt weak. I found it difficult to sleep and give rest.
Later in the year 2004 February I was sent a letter of medical check up, as my personal doctor testify that I have a lung cancer, which can easily take off my life soon. I found it uneasy to survive myself, because a lot of investment cannot be run and manage by me again. I quickly call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this solution, as my adviser.
He minister to me to share my property, earth, to motherless baby/orphanage homes/people that need money for survivor both student that need money/ business woman and man for their investment for future rising. So therefore I am writing this letter to people who are really need help from me both student in college, to contact me urgently. Especially those people who found it so difficult in the area of money. Please contact me and stop weeping.
Probably let me know what you really need the money for, and if you can still help me to distribute money to nearest orphanages homes near your town. Now am so much with GOD, am now born again. May the lord bless you, as you reach me, please to remind you reply to ([address]) Please scammers and any act of fraudulent on Internet.
BEST REGARD
LUCY BOB
My favorite bits are the all-caps name, "I am a good merchant" (gets Leonard laughing with its mix of interactive-fiction "times are tough, sigh" and the PBS sponsorship tag for "The GOOD Cook!"), "Please contact me and stop weeping," "pastor/prophet," the fragmented last sentence that betrays the scam, and "I found it uneasy to survive myself."