- Hey alabaastley, 80% OFF. encountered Neologisms
I really prefer mangled portmanteaus.
- Be ready in the morning for my new Gold pick!
I wish you wouldn't stay up all night playing Minecraft.
- Augmentin is your canon aimed at any infection.
No, sir!
- Scare people with your tool today
Join your village's angry mob.
- Mr. kevandd, get super prices. death
Those prices had better be pretty damn super.
- Monster Breakout day starting off with Monster News.
It was just a regular day in Monster Town.
- Do not underestimate the value of free pills
I'm going to guess... "zero".
- This Company keeps climbing! You may want to read this!
"Employee Guidelines for Parachute Allocation."
- Feel like you're under a pile of bricks? We carry Xanax and Valium
Also bricks.
- This May Never Happen Again!
Oh, I think it will.