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: Carrie: So does your sister speak French? Susie: Yeah. Aaron: Wait a minute, how did you know she spoke French? Carrie: Cause she lives in London. Isn't London in France? ... Oh wait, it's in England. They speak English.

I feel so *blah* today. I am eating really yummy cough drops. I finally figured out what they taste like: those heart-shaped mickey mouse suckers they sell at school for Valentine's Day. mmm

: Carrie: Boys expect perfection. And when they realize they won't find it they get married.

That explains a lot. Why can't I find a boy who's already learned no one's perfect? Why do I have to keep teaching boys all they know about relationships so they can move on and use everything I taught them to make some other girl happy?


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