Susie's Leaning Tower of Chocolate for 2008 March 28 (entry 1)

Fri Mar 28 2008 20:07: You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or you'll die.

Edited: Apparently, it's really "You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die." My version was much funnier.