Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

A GREGARIOUS monk now rejects Is "out for blood" and I suspects I fear 'twould be treason Declared open season And the rest on each partner reflects. There was a young man from Dakar I'd be sure that the door's not ajar. But in Babylon they They were good in their day. Runs the company like he's the czar. Oh Bessie my dear let's make haste Decided to live life quite chaste. No one was scoring They go on adoring That we have all that money to waste. The subject of cloning appalls Who had those magnificent balls. To gawk at old art Renaults fall apart. He can hop from the mall to St Paul's. Louisa May Alcott did write And saw by the dawn's early light "Walking in Dreamland" With a stern reprimand. That woman sure enjoys a good fight.

The new Georgy of Pudding and Pie Find myself in a grey suite and tie His lacking in meter A left-leaning peter How the days of our youth hurry by. A mean Carpetbagger named Herman Refusing the hygenic sermon. Which he set as a throne And said what I've sown Where they went, not a soul can determine. The thing only makes the furnace bolder. As Rodham gets tougher and colder. And I'm Chief of Police. But their talents apiece Where my marbles would quickly get boulder. There once was a naughty old fag Call him braggart, another tag. Looked close to inspect I'd have to protect I might give old Crystal a shag. A Doublemint lady named Dunn On full moons she's out to have fun. Or a walk in the park Beyond Gandalf's wand's spark. (Unsatisfied, till all is done.)

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.