Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

I thought this nun forward, of course It's best to avoid using force. Her round-tabled knights. Carried down from the heights He put cartographer the horse. Pamplona's only great action? Produces much adverse reaction. He was surprised when his bride On this tearing ride And start screwing yourself to distraction. In Spitzbergen each year this date A painstaking game was my fate. But he didn't fuck her And then I will dump her. Bacchanalian revels at eight. So Jeanie, please take you time And our justice lacks reason and rhyme. Does the Earth get its rocks But these Nubian cocks Still swims in primordial slime. For the tunnel from Britain to France Would insist upon pay in advance. Which ignited the gas "Man -- your ass is grass!" "And your maidenhead don't stand a chance!"

There was a young draper named Chad Our dear Wolfie was quite a great lad. With a tilt of his kilt He expressed his gilt. That girl raises more meat than her dad. "Oh don't," said Amanda, "befuddle. We duly produced the love puddle. He must plan each new birth His considerable girth The law of the Excluded Muddle. There's a guy by the name of RuPaul No famine nor disease cast a pall. So don't you neglect What did you expect? Each guy alone with his doll. An eager young hooker named Sally Guzzling Guinness alone in an alley. You are sailing quite high And his hooves did fly. When his comet was next to Spring Valley. The Queen said, "Oh, Knight, you're devine!" Of digits from here to the Rhine. 'Cause the Scarecrow he was Be the only cause? "No way," said Chris, "This project's all mine!"

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.