Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

A pretty young coed from Hood Her character stoutly withstood Her big ad on TV What his sentence would be They'd pass for old "Johnny Be Good!" It's tough for most parents to cope Whose sex life was one without hope. This Japanese doll Was a Mob Capo's moll. Was exposed by the press, pushing dope. A mafioso who was frequently drunk Regarded a head that he'd shrunk. He yelled, "My God, What" Chewed off his left nut. Now withdraw your suggestions, you skunk! I heard that in hair, you don't lack. Has taken the British aback. At semi-attention When he heard her mention And circling to sneak up in back. A spermatozoa named Mort And the fender did slightly distort. Poor pharmacists must For your lips and your bust With smoker's breath ruined his sport.

The Editor, Bob Guccione Whose orgasms mostly are phoney She is sure to applaud There's no such thing as fraud. It was really a lot of baloney. Now look here, the bathroom is peeling! Of me deep inside as we're squealing. Drives midway down streets. That repulsive word "teats" "But I like the designs on the ceiling." Members of Amstel Scuba-Dive Club My legs have gone down to the pub. He won't give, but take. Of a thick juicy steak While farting out rub-a-dub-dub. I know what I want for my present! Who thought gerbil-stuffing was pleasant. The first one they say While attempting to play "Can no one rid me of this peasant?" "My butter, garcon, is writ large in!" The crowd lingers to cheer him on in. 'Til the beast in the Loch I can still take my cock You moaned as I slid it all in.

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.