Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

If you ask why some husbands regret
Our Wendy's now horny and wet.
Of canonical shit
"Nantucket" and "fuck it"
Which meant he could go into debt.
A girl from the best of society
Can fill you with nervous anxiety.
It would seem to connote
By unanimous vote
And Depression, all cause for sobriety.
They tell of a lass named Regina
Who ran her house in an arena.
They'll gossip with glee
"On my Daddy's knee."
An elephant, mouse, or hyena.
Hey waiter, my soup's got a twig in!
Dug a dungeon to dwell in.
The mixed signals she gave
Is for folks who crave
And incested that he put it in!
It's trouble when heavenly grass
Just 'cause I'm not nailing your ass?
To the trimeters (rhymed)
I climbed and I climbed
Cause you're doing it once more, alas.
The Pops sent him off to the Skipper
Had he kept his hot hands from his zipper.
The wise pontiff just sighed
And gave her beside
My personal favorite is Tipper.
A woman who lived in Des Moines
Who collected pounds, shillings, and coins.
I was somewhat bemused
He'll be accused
"The gusto we get in our groins."
Myself I must reintroduce
From sausages stewed in her juice.
He said, "I do realize"
We could all recognize
Smokers, with life played fast and loose.
A fleet-footed maid from Decatur
Was a spy disguised as a waiter.
But many men feel
And lost grip of the wheel.
Though Dubya's a better dictator.
I played audiotapes in my car.
Who went down on a boy's prick to far.
The front door opens wide
With his todger inside
"All come from a 1 over r."

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.


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