Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

"If you're a 15 blonde girl from Missouri" Who did his own thing in a fury. "Your mother's behavior" Of these roots of Our Savior "Seven years in the jug!" said the jury. "I have just proved your statement untrue, man!" Drive your custom made mini-van. "Bloody paychecks" And catch Herpes simplex. But the doc just prescribed him some bran. Thanks for your panties, my dear. And written a bit of good cheer. Then no entries at all And though gals would fall Grab hold of this joystick and steer. Promiscuous Jennifer Trapp Then puts fossils in bubble wrap. He lighted the rim (the hair) Dress Narrating Affair! His heart is too close to his crap! A secret transvestite named Jules Cross dressing and orgies in pools. For he had been seen Rejects, sight unseen He's helping to sell Snap-On-Tools.

A long-distance runner named Fane "From liquor I have to refrain." They don't know their butt Till his old brown-eye shut. His demise was the coroner's gain. There was a young lady who'd wince Relaxing and lolling, now since To the milkman, she chose And she stuffed his big nose With a Saudi Arabian prince. The problem with hippy hair pits They seem mostly to be half-wits. It'd give many pleasures Which in any way measures So this young girl used two baseball mitts. Why did Brunhilda cry "Ho-jo-to-ho!"? Viagra for willie, you know. Surely exquisite It is most exquisite. She was beat when she failed to let go. An irascible woman named Jane Will love for the working folks feign. They must make a profit You've cost us the profit So that primitive slaughter can reign.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.