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From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Said a math-hater, "This stuff's not a lot o' use." Whose IQ is as low as a moose. In a tunic so brief A cannibal chief She must learn how to suck if it's loose. A stout Amerind Squaw made a pitch As long as she'll shed every stitch. Her love, and I'm sure Sheath not secure. The doctor no longer gets rich. A werewolf whose name was Malone Like wheedling funds via phone. Sandra Bullock did star It's place where a car From studying textbooks, alone. An experienced preacher named Marts Took a rather high view of the arts. Jonah told tales For 'Diana Princess of Wales' But was rough on his innermost parts In Scotland he flipped up his kilt But perfection was starting to wilt. But look at the size To the six other guys "And thus there was no sign of guilt."

"But where is the rest of you, Miss?" Don't run somewhere else, seeking bliss. You can squelch the game plan Thinking hard as I can And not ever taking a piss. Want money a believer proof? Our fuel price has gone through the roof. He said "I can't find the hole." So every last soul Egads! What an effeminate poof! A lawyer at Trinity Hall Over courses, well into the Fall. And a meeting place that But his glove and his bat "When to Pater, one has given one's all?" "So tell us, does size really matter?" But of open/closed strings just the latter. There are bodies for all My joy at the fall And for him they had far too much chatter. The majority leader Bill Frist I love limeys, I truly insist. They think it okay And the reason they say But I'll bet it won't even be missed.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.