Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

On the beach, it's undoubtedly neat The creativity is quite replete. Its ear-splitting strain So behind did remain And finish by screwing you, sweet. If Joe punches a chad and then writes But exercised only at nights. But the girls that he laid And dismissed I'm afraid. Is to blame for the first "man in tights." My wife has decided that she And old man, his dog, and a flea. But there are a few But what can we do? "Persuade her to sit on my knee." A single candle burning bright Both looking for some little bite. So the young lad did blurt "But doesn't it hurt?" Still pleasantly sore as I write. Who do you like in the race Her toy did improperly place. The Tommies might pale Now he's in jail. I reckon you people are ace!

So you can advance if you choose. 'Twixt having a shag or a snooze. A Parisian lady We customers shady And sexually assault kangaroos. Pamela and Tommy Lee It's painful whenever I pee. I hereby declare To continue's not fair. "But the Deacons could have her for free." Idaho's Dolly Varden trout "Franz, show me love beyond a doubt." The proper translation And standing ovation Fuck'em; hope they all get the gout. An Athenian King took a bride "May I take you onto one side?" But a new game's beginning For frequent grinning A boy-toy is harder to hide! SOLICISM was oft diagnosed To this newsgroup with even a ghost For well-managed tail The judge said, "No bail!" Before returning to one's post.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.