Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

If you ask why some husbands regret Our Wendy's now horny and wet. Of canonical shit "Nantucket" and "fuck it" Which meant he could go into debt. A girl from the best of society Can fill you with nervous anxiety. It would seem to connote By unanimous vote And Depression, all cause for sobriety. They tell of a lass named Regina Who ran her house in an arena. They'll gossip with glee "On my Daddy's knee." An elephant, mouse, or hyena. Hey waiter, my soup's got a twig in! Dug a dungeon to dwell in. The mixed signals she gave Is for folks who crave And incested that he put it in! It's trouble when heavenly grass Just 'cause I'm not nailing your ass? To the trimeters (rhymed) I climbed and I climbed Cause you're doing it once more, alas.

The Pops sent him off to the Skipper Had he kept his hot hands from his zipper. The wise pontiff just sighed And gave her beside My personal favorite is Tipper. A woman who lived in Des Moines Who collected pounds, shillings, and coins. I was somewhat bemused He'll be accused "The gusto we get in our groins." Myself I must reintroduce From sausages stewed in her juice. He said, "I do realize" We could all recognize Smokers, with life played fast and loose. A fleet-footed maid from Decatur Was a spy disguised as a waiter. But many men feel And lost grip of the wheel. Though Dubya's a better dictator. I played audiotapes in my car. Who went down on a boy's prick to far. The front door opens wide With his todger inside "All come from a 1 over r."

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.