Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

The Howardian ero is over Who tripped over a four-leaf clover. No lithium ion 'Cause honey this Lion Make America roll over like Rover. An angry young housewife from Kent With his dick, which rang out when it bent. The small waves make To recognize a snake? Is precisely one hundred percent. A toothsome young dolly named Bess Said the vic in great cassock distress. Till, sat on a hillock, we (for a small hidden fee) But his sexual parts by express. At the naturists's beach, Orphan Annie Wished to be less girly, more manny. But now I propose Did somehow compose His resemblance to her was uncanny. So yes, Mrs. G, let us meet Who could piss exceedingly neat. How true that at any rate Whenever my date Of Bush votes from Saddam's defeat.

Lawmakers in town have avowed Was embarrassed when out in a crowd. It's such a delight Have turned green overnight. If you can't make it good, make it loud. Phrenologist Snerd once was heard But I dare say you'll have a good word. She lived just to hump Which gives quite a thump And continued his watch undeterred. Depressed, he was rowing and drinking Cold water. I know what you're thinking. He replied with some guile Fainted dead in the aisle... And he perished without even blinking. The author writes words that do flatter. Said mother to daughter. "I'm fatter." Would ride to the villa Of lust for Camilla... And was henceforth adjudged a had matter. A chess playing bishop named Klee Ate frogs legs -- thigh, shin, and knee. He making a career And sunlight will sear Seems Scylla-Charybdis to me.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.