From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Necking with ballplayers? Keep space.
Maria was killed in her sleep
Bill Clinton in need of some quips
Of Mendelssohn's Song Without Words
I'll drive those girls down to the lot
That color of blue is quite nice.
We 'cowboy up' with the wild stock
You cannot judge John by his size.
A funeral director, Bud Spears
This is not my most favorite lim.
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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