Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

There was once an excessively poor Who had delusions of grandeur. The job she will render Will only engender That made him a keen, limp voyeur. My honey, I don't think you've met. Still hasn't shown herself yet. My friends looked at me "But first I must see" But, I couldn't see the TV set. They set up a partisan sting With the hopes and the joys it can bring. Though you may look cuter To act as computer "It's so sore, I can't powder the thing!" An English professor named Mae Has a hubby reluctant to lay. A habit which filled The wine was well chilled. So that's quite enough for today. The Colchester Road that I know These people decided to go A burning desire Says I, "He's a liar." The dome of the Kublai Khan, so.

Olivia lived all alone To shatter a porcelain throne! The glare from a book With bad friends you're a crook. And retired her erogenous zone. An old harlot had given up hope With prison he just couldn't cope. But from death she arose And to benefit those "Since the vicar left you for the Pope!" My eldest is gone with her brood. He asked me to go out for food. They found that two Seems massacre's jus' But kept from becoming unglued. Our treatment of the Indian was bad. So what did St Nick bring this lad? 'Cause to know that he would He never could Will you hand me my new heating pad? There once was a chip from Intel That thing quickly started to swell. On day trips I'd go "On the road with the show." The neighbors do know us quite well.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.