Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

It's Monday, where I can, while at work
Does semen make enamel berserk?
While driving a truck
The effects of pot-luck
Than his wife, the county court clerk.
How dare you give us such a fright!
The Full Moon was still burning bright
They never offer
I'll NOT fill your coffer.
So maybe you just should take flight!
My wife is called Corrie; her life
With some mere MODICUM of strife.
But he had a proclivity
On relativity.
"Just as long as you fuck with the wife."
And ladies, here's Jean's boyfriend, Dan.
Who do all the guys that they can.
While the plans for next year
Then retired. So it's clear
And that was the end of his clan.
There was a young knight named Sir Power.
Hoping others will also shower
A slap of its tail
That at home told a tale
And here she'll spend many an hour.
Red Riding Hood suffered no peril
All the knowledge she has isn't sterile.
Came back from her ride
And that's how they died.
Who splurged all you splashes, was Daryl.
There was a young fellow named Eric
Who had a good life as a cleric.
The impact of a spider
We retain the provider
And now lifts shiploads generic.
In the church next to the royal palace
Which he took on vacation with Alice.
So she let her hair down
And gulp, but don't drown!
With unwholesome delight and low malice.
A filthy rich cockster named Herman
Who was a contrary old German.
How she swallowed his lie
I won't even try
Rob banks and then dress her in ermine.
Michael Jackson's last wish is strange.
Met a wizened old whore on the range.
She said to the cop
That the cream of the crop!
He'll presently cough up your change.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.

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