Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

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Let us now just pause a tick Perfected a very slick trick. His methods were new "I'm past ninety two." Making history was "Old Hickory's" shtick. Ah! English! It's somehow besot us His heroic feats to discuss. He would make revisions Have filled my visions If you raise on the bus any fuss. There was a fine lady named Anne All over, this year if I can. So this bare-bottomed bounder It smelled like a flounder. I'm Popeye the sailor man. A change needed, is ever so true. His boomerang, hard as he knew. But at least it's not full Till Poseidon's white bull "Tonight was a really big blew." Whenever I needed, I fetched her Right where the villain had stuck her. The patient has heard From which I've inferred He extended her legs and he smelt her.

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.