Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Look at my hair -- it's a mess!
And sheep you molest even less?
If an external entry
Of neighborhood gentry
Limeyricks I should call them I guess.
Affirming his power to pervert
Will I end up just one more pervert?
"Ooh yes; let's be naughty"
So don't be too haughty.
(Please don't think that I'm a pervert).
There once was a woman named Yates
Lets her hair down in two golden plaits.
My speed was so great
He hardly could wait
It's micro but such are the Fates.
When ravished, a spinster named Sperling
A trillion zillion planets are twirling.
So we work to keep poor
Can't relate to the poor.
But the little thing's hair will need curling.
To Ireland I want to go
Starr should now be wanting to know
To let Pat McNeer
If so, then Joe's mere
To give all the fellows a show.
So here's one I've posted before
Clinton ordered our troops into war.
He discovered that she
Is to stay insect free.
And my mother he'll learn to adore.
A builder was Catherine the Great.
Questions of honesty won't abate.
Let the storm come up like thunder
I could rip them asunder.
While to aggravate worsens that state.
There was a prize fighter named Lynn
Said at life, it's now so hard to win.
Recall: we were attacked
They then hid the fact
And then fill her vagina with gin!
An Oregonian who lives in Zig Zag
A cop car comes up the main drag.
"No beating about"
She'd have worked the thing out
"By Christmas Morn I'm in the bag."
To accept it some found it quite hard.
Strung C-notes together by the yard.
'Cause fags do not care
Your testicle pair
Or the breach in society's guard.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.

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