From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Boy friend was a full fanny nut.
Ah, raspberries! The taste on my lips
A geology student named Victor
Sex need not be all conversational.
I don't think you want to fuck him, Rick.
With Jones the lawyers did define
"Linda Lou will try hard not to let"
Bill stammered and tried hard to frame
A bone-tired young wastrel named Hale
Can David slay the Philistine?
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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