Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

The roaches, on floors, will be staying. You gotta cut out all that praying. Along with some ham And I feel that I am I wonder how much they are paying. There once was a hobo named Cain Voting I might have to abstain. "Of all beasts I am King!" er, put on it a ring. This'll help to make health care humane. A statesman who lived near the Isis Without which we'd be in a crisis. Hope the bedroom I stay But I've heard people say And constant need for help from Isis. A loose-moralled fellow at Yale Could hit a high C without fail. You'll awake the nest morn Proves ladies high-born "I kept it away from her tail." James Fennimore Cooper's a name Played the bold casual sex game. Her new growth transcends brawn. At the crack -- yes -- of Dawn. "I conquered, I saw, and I came."

Their silence has finally been broken. Who was well known for being outspoken. He had two tin nuts Landed right on his putz Surely Spring should be more than a token! Mindless Nimrods prove one thing for sure For my rhyming I have found a cure. If natural law What the Judge Larkin saw And I think many stink of manure. ...Which he varied from zero degrees Those tiny balls above my knees. She waded one day "I'll take you away." To just get a bit of a breeze. A programming genius named Hugh There's nothing They will let you do. He spent most of his time That it won't cost a dime. So to Doug I bid an adieu. "I guess you could say that is true." To appease David Bonior and crew. 'Til she got with great trammel (I refer to Joe Camel) Said the stewardess, "Widest one too!"

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.