From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Rimmey visited Trinity Site
Don't think is will fall to your lot
Oh God, how ever could this be...
Wild Willy's actions don't BEHOOVE
"When a senator strongly promotes"
An ambitious young man from Hope
A mathematician named Hurd
A commonplace fellow named Sy
Infestations require fumigation
Now that I'm rolling in cash
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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