Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

My son's just come back from KL; (Kuala Lumpur)
An 'affaire de la coeur' will endure.
Is she lying? Who knows?
And says, "Hold your nose"
That's turning this town to manure.
PHILADELPHIA LAWYERS trudge
Against her husband and made him some fudge.
She would make it her habit
And what about rabbit?
That moved things that never would budge.
I'm the sort that a genius just begs
Who took his girl down a few pegs.
The biggest in years
(Except for two queers)
Having seen where she runs out of legs.
It probably worked when the tribe
Cautioned Darwin, "They'll claim you imbibe."
Men queued up for miles
At each cupful he smiles
Their theme songs is: Here comes the bribe.
There once was a doctor called Seuss
I always advise self abuse.
I think they keep rabbits
Up under their habits
Now that is a real good ex-goose.
There's a donor of lavish largesse
I want to watch lezzies caress.
Was this meant to demean
It looks perfectly clean.
Now she's frantically scrubbing her dress.
The sage ocean biologist Foxx
She attracts men around her in flocks.
Friends said he should choose
Dear Erato, our muse.
His rocks and his rocks and his rocks.
There's a nip in the air, love, tonight.
To a girlfriend confided, "Last night"
Soon this Yule will expose
Is different, God nose.
And the neighbors all have a good sight.
The definition of sex you can see
Who rescued a girl from the sea.
Her body gyration
As reincarnation
Is quoted more often than me.
Last week two great battles were fought
By many, is frequently thought
In exams, he was top.
So each one could hop
Yelled loudly, "What Hath God Wrought?"

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.


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