Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

I RAMmed you with my GIANT JET
Was known as "the mountain sextet."
When he cried "Just thank me"
All above average be
His rates are the least I've seen yet.
Bill's mood now is not very sunny.
Can't go nowhere for love or for money!
And now he expects
Hide until one detects
Are manna from Mom. "Milkin' Honey?"
The greatest unsolved mystery
Why now at this time in our history
But above age thirteen
"I mean that I've seen"
That his name is remembered in history.
When Paula observed his Big Pickle
"I guess I could do with a tickle."
Al Gore's views spin
OJ's guilty as sin
The best he can do is a trickle.
Tomorrow in Carnegie Hall
Would knit only picks on her shawl.
The reason, I think
You can start? (wink, wink!)
"Is there really a right side at all?"
A football fanatic named Paul
Stuck his cock in a plug in the wall.
But the poor beast had lain
That you use "yellow rain"
Now AIDS has infected them all.
A corpse and some relatives who
Except for the inference he drew.
They eat several tons
More likely obscene ones...
'Twas a right that we had to get through.
A sceptical offspring named Sid
Has deciphered them; lifting the lid
"At nearly a metre"
It couldn't be neater.
Sid saw it, and read it...and did!
There was a young man from Berlin
But one of the places I'd been
His success is on basis
Which gives us the basis
"I'm a frayed knot," he said with a grin.
For years now old Timothy Loon
Came along a red toy balloon.
In his dick (so he claims)
His progenitors' names
She thought she was pregnant too soon.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.

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