From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Some gals would be glad that he spat
Way back in the old days of yore
While the coozy on Connie is cute
"Those earrings our poor victim wore"
There was a young lady named Wong
I can quite categorically state
When a door's not a door it's bizarre
The best part was all that warm lotion!
Presidential minions' DEFERENCE
We are tired of the hawing and hemming.
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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