Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

A castrato named Paolo from Parma
Who neglected his connubial DHARMA.
Including the crude
Can alter the mood.
Attributed to his bad karma
"Hey buddy, please lend me your ear."
It's estrogen from what I hear.
Then he fucked her in front
Then decided to hunt
As he said, "Your solution is HERE!"
A charming young banker named Lisa
Inside are Denise and Theresa.
Was seized by the Devil
"in this work shall not revel!"
"Or is that just the Tower of Pisa."
Let us RENUMERATE the ways
Had a knack for 'turning a phrase.'
They let it be known
And often alone.
Don't get screwed by those sweet Fanny Maes.
The people who come on this channel
Assemble a critical panel
Culpepper and she
"Cried out "Bugger me!
And twenty-two yards of red flannel.
The venerable city of Mold
Captain Singleton, finally told
And if you came near
Then I very much fear
Is disgustingly covered with mould!
A coke-fiend and a confirmed lush
Who went out in panties of red plush.
There was many a chance
And they kindle romance.
Birds in hand are worth flu in the mush.
When "bawdy" is all one can write
Of the rich to get richer by might.
Jordan ended my hopes
With the Jazz on the ropes.
"That six-inch long tongue feels just right!"
How lovely that Charlie is able
And the liberal press will enable
The thing that doc found
As though worn around
And cream me with your thickening cable?
When mitered, it was a known fact
Of speech, showing what Yanks always lacked.
From the baron of "rah"
Who masquerades QUA
But in Concord they've counterattacked.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.

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