Probing the New Collective Unconscious

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems.

need a pain reliever for a dog that has been bitten by a raccoon

Why do you say you might want to have this pain?

can't get enough of that sugar crisp cereal song jingle

Is it because sugar crisp cereal song jingle that you came to me?

to buy peanut butter by bulk houston texas

What makes you believe to buy peanut butter by bulk houston texas?

sucka mcs should call me sire

Earlier you said you would like to have this pain?

"i wash my hands of this matter"

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

i need pictures of gingerbread houses

Is it because of your life that you say you need pictures of gingerbread houses?

dear god how can i survive as a single parent and what about the bills

Does it bother you that can you survive as a single parent and what about the bills?

is sam goody a real person?

You mentioned that sugar crisp cereal song jingle?

wrong presidental election

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this?

paul is a grunion

Are you sure that paul is a grunion?

Bon Jovi lost weight

How do you reconcile problems at school?

elementary school reading incentive program crappy prizes

Tell me about your school.

lesson plans re grocery shopping with third and fourth graders

What makes you think that?

the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

Earlier you said can you survive as a single parent and what about the bills?

my car is a transformer"

Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

Hacking into someone else's computer, watching their webcam

You have your mind on computers, it seems.

how to win lotto with neural networks?

When did you first know that to win lotto with neural networks?

i swallowed

Is it because of your sex life that you say you swallowed?

paraplegic porn

You mentioned that sugar crisp cereal song jingle?

"genetic engineering and selective breeding"

Possibly hangups you have are related to this.

I want to decorate a baby shower with flowers and a small table top water fountain

How does it feel to want?

public urination thrill

Why do you say public urination thrill?

star wars ice cube trays

What makes you believe you would like to have this pain?

mommy put me in pampers

Are you sure that mommy put you in pampers?

Couldn't find a valid software license

You mentioned that to win lotto with neural networks?

why do i have these awful cramps in my middle of my stomach

Is the fact that do you have these awful cramps in your middle of your stomach the real reason?

What rocks and minerals are used to make talcum powder?

Maybe this is related to your plans?

win one for the gipper

Is it because of your life that you say win one for the gipper?

jello knox gelatin whipping cream

Do you really think sugar crisp cereal song jingle?

uruguay strawberry shortcake

Perhaps the people you hang around with could have caused this.

she took pictures of me naked

What makes you think she took pictures of you naked?

attack donkey

Earlier you said you would like to decorate?

PRESIDENT BUSH HAS NICKNAMES FOR LOTS OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE

I don't understand.

THIS IS FOR REAL. IT WAS ON THE NEWS LAST NIGHT

You mentioned that you would like to have this pain?

digging up old dirt because something used to be dead here

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

god kills a kitten

Are you annoyed that you, too, may die someday?

a clip art cartoon of a plane crashing into water

Possibly this could be the reason for your plans?

Can i buy a real lightsaber that i can fight with

Is it because you can fight with that you came to me?

dystopian view of society

Why do you say can you survive as a single parent and what about the bills?

walmart allows banished customer to return

Maybe hangups you have could be the reason for this.

will my treated eucalyptus wreath eventually lose its smell?

Have you been afraid of that?

pvc fence turned yellow

Earlier you said to win lotto with neural networks?

finnegans wake sucks ass

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

how to write thank you letter for boss becaue I quit

Did you ever regret to write thank me letter for boss becaue you quit?

funny words to live by

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say funny words to live by?

wont get in trouble; April Fool's Jokes to play on your parents

Tell me something about my family.

you might be from a small town

You mentioned that do you have these awful cramps in your middle of your stomach?

a cheap lightweight efficient vaccum sampler

How do you reconcile some problems at home?

"robots from hell"

Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

i peed on the floor

Is it because of your life that you say you peed on the floor?

scam involving return everything except one item original receipt

Earlier you said you would like to decorate?

refinish floor or paint room first

Possibly you peed on the floor are caused by this.

see Romanian boys take their closthes off live

Do you really think see romanian boys take their closthes off live?

girls wrap me up like mummy

You mentioned that you would like to have this pain?

Someone hacked into my paypal account with a fake e-mail address

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this?

ignatius p riley

Is it because of problems at school that you say ignatius p riley?

assume that you are invited back to your high school graduation to adress the graduating class. calling upon your experiences since your graduation, what message would you give these graduates?

When did you first know that I am invited back to my high school graduation to adress the graduating class calling upon my experiences since my graduation what message would I give these graduates?

2002 email adress of directors of plastic companies in spain

What makes you think one item original receipt?

the worst ham reciept

Maybe this is because of your sex life?

solutions to jake's booty call

Is it because of hangups you have that you say solutions to jake's booty call?

shrinking fetish links

You mentioned that you can fight with?

i wrestle you

Perhaps your inhibitions are because of this.

how do i design a greyhound handicapping system

Is the fact that do you design a greyhound handicapping system the real reason?

USING THE BOBCAT FOR YARD LEVELING

What makes you believe using the bobcat for yard leveling?

arguments for steel tariffs

Are you sure that can you survive as a single parent and what about the bills?

arguments against steel tariffs

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are going through all this?

tulip plastic artificial tree company in Hong Kong

Is it because of some problems at home that you say tulip plastic artificial tree company in hong kong?

Osama Bin Laden .COM.COM

Earlier you said to win lotto with neural networks?

Waiting for your call

How do you reconcile your plans?

get money whit a debit card fake

Do you really think get money whit a debit card fake?

my name is mud guitar

You mentioned that to write thank me letter for boss becaue you quit?

now you can start some real hacking

Possibly this has something to do with your life?

the best tiramisu in rome

What makes you think do you have these awful cramps in your middle of your stomach?

virus used to control Austrailian rabbit population

Maybe you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a psychiatrist.

bumper stickers who makes scooby bumper stickers

Perhaps the people you hang around with have something to do with this.

Damn, Yankees!

Please, get your mind out of the gutter.

symbols and pictures of Utah only

Why do you say symbols and pictures of utah only?

auger under a sidewalk

Earlier you said sugar crisp cereal song jingle?

MORTON SALT SCAM

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all this?

a haircut to look older

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say a haircut to look older?

recipe in the pampered chef catalog that looks like american flag

You mentioned that you would like to decorate?

mousetraps company and pet and business strategy

How do you reconcile your sex life?

privacy protector crack

What makes you believe privacy protector crack?

traditional chinese herbal food dish recipies

Are you sure that you would like to have this pain?

boycott trader joes

Possibly this is related to hangups you have?

PERVERSION

Can you elaborate on that?

dada hello!

How do you do? What brings you to see me?


This document (source) is part of Crummy, the webspace of Leonard Richardson (contact information). It was last modified on Tuesday, April 13 2004, 04:17:26 Nowhere Standard Time and last built on Wednesday, August 27 2014, 21:00:05 Nowhere Standard Time.

Crummy is © 1996-2014 Leonard Richardson. Unless otherwise noted, all text licensed under a Creative Commons License.

Document tree:

http://www.crummy.com/
writing/
misc/
DoctorVirtual/
queries.html
Site Search: