Ruse You Can Bruise for 2003 November 21

From the Fark.com comments thread on Michael Jackson's recent arrest: "Now Jacko, I'm going to have to ask you to put your hands behind your backo." Google shows that many other "legit" newspapers/magazines have run similar headlines with the word "backo" (the one that spawned the older SNL sketch was some rag like the New York Post). I just didn't know it was used widely.

I think I'd drink poison if I had to write a story with the word "backo" in huge type. But I'd be in bad shape at the prospect of writing a Michael Jackson expose already.