Ruse You Can Bruise for 2003 December 11

Thu Dec 11 2003 10:11 Ambiguous Headline Watch:

Singer Bobby Brown Charged With Battery

I picture him with alligator clips attached to bolts on his neck, or maybe walking around in circles to make sure he doesn't run low again.

Thu Dec 11 2003 18:00 Finally:

Leonard got to meet Wesley Clark!

I finally got the chance to shake Clark's hand and tell him what I've wanted to tell him since day one: how proud I am to work for him.