Jabberwocky for 2003 January 22

- Today we read that the obesity lawsuit against McDonald's was dismissed by the judge. Reading farther, we notice the heretofore unsuspected fact that a Big Mac has 590 calories, 30 grams of which are FAT. Hellloooo? Maybe what I thought was a frivolous lawsuit filed by a buncha idiots has some basis after all. You couldn't GET 590 calories into one food item without some kind of evil intent.