Jabberwocky for 2003 May 1

I read that the (experimental subject) worms survived the space shuttle crash.

They shoulda taken cockroaches and mosquitos on board.

I have received a nastygram from PG&E. It states that my dog is not a safety concern, but the meter reader has a difficult time because she tries to escape from the yard when the meter reader leaves. And could I please put the dog "elsewhere" on the days the meter reader comes.

I don't know what I'm going to do about that.