Jabberwocky for April 10, 2004

Sat Apr 10 2004 12:00:

Alliance of self-deprecating spammers:

forgive me we sell medicinal/do you care......

Sat Apr 10 2004 12:07:

Waiting for "Sandrose" to start our 180th Scrabble game. I have a bingo to play-- "hefting." I hope she will give me a place to put it--it should be an easy one to place if there is an a, e, i or o in her word. If not, I'll pass and try next turn.

Sat Apr 10 2004 17:14:

Gettysburg of Snails: I started out high tech, wearing the latest in surgical gloves (the latest in latex!) and picking them precisely off the plants. I shifted to low tech, mashing them with a trowel. In the end, I employed the D'Medici Method, and there was a small "whoosh" at my side. A tiny hunched over figure in a hooded black cloak, carrying a miniature scythe, had skooched up on a silvery mucous trail. YES? he said. YOU WERE EXPECTING ME?

Jabberwocky for 2004 April 10