The Gum Tree for 2006 October 19

Permalink [No comments] Stuck in the eye.:

From a Christian reader of NRO:

"The choice between a Mormon and a Democrat [for president] is equivalent to the choice between eating ice cream and being stabbed in the eye with a fork. There isn't a choice."

What about a Mormon Democrat? Perhaps then it would be stuck in the eyeball with some Ice Cream. Not quite so bad.