Tue Oct 25 2005 09:05 Master of Disguise:
Dear Mr. Insect-that-looks-like-a-twig-man,
I can see you. My screen door is not a tree. You are not camouflaged. And if I can see you, your predators can see you. Plus you have been there for a day and a half and I have not seen you eat one bug. So you might want to reconsider your chilling place, one that is in a tree, and one where bugs that you eat are.
Love,
The Woman-with-concern-for-all-creatures