News You Can Bruise for 1999 March 24

I would like to say, well in advance of the actual conclusion, that I had nothing to do with it. Nothing. I disclaim any credit for the idea. Everyone might think it's a great idea, and then I might be made to look stupid for saying this, but even if other people think it's great, I don't want the credit for this idea. It's too easy, too unsubtle. That's not the leonardr way.

What am I talking about? You'll find out.