News You Can Bruise for 1999 October 15

Chevy Chase: Now, now, calm down, folks. Archaeoraptor liaoningensis is a bird and a dinosaur!

Today's entertainment provided by people I know:

• Another {Tequila Sunrise,Checkerboard Nightmare}
• Dan's Ronco PC to sell for $24.95 -- But wait, there's more! includes my BeOS screenshot.

Here's an artist's rendering of that dinosaur, but I can't find a picture of the fossil yet. It wants the crust from your sandwich!

The first Are You An Organism? songs out of the gate are Sodium and Gamera and Swim Free. Both are from an old tape which had recordings good enough to dub, rather than re-record. I would have used this version of Swim Free anyway, as I need Susanna to do the song.