News You Can Bruise for 1999 October 22

The competition was keen, but Shaft retains his title as the cat who's a funky sex machine for all the chicks. Don't forget to vote in the new poll.

COPOUT 1.0 is almost ready. I just have to do the admin password checking and some kind of admin interface.

'Jam Echelon Day' brings down NSA Perl script. I mock my own!