News You Can Bruise for November 01, 1999

Mon Nov 01 1999 07:32:

It's Novemberlicious! I'm Novemberlicious!

Mon Nov 01 1999 15:15:

My {car,life} is falling apart. May have already fallen apart.

Start your day with gasoline
Rev yourself with Mr. Clean
Power up with Thorazine
Thorazine

Start your day with motor oil
Stand it back and watch it boil
Live it up with potting soil
Potting soil

I don't have a third verse. Not very good, but what did you expect? Don't answer that. Implied, Lisa? Or implode?

Mon Nov 01 1999 15:19:

I should probably put some good lyrics in here, rather than ones I just made up, so that people don't get an abnormally low idea of my lyric-writing abilities. But I'm so lazy and tired and depressed that all I can do is wave you at music and let you fend for yourself.

Mon Nov 01 1999 15:24:

Dinosau r Auction Snares $1 Million. A fairly run-of-the-mill article, but the headline makes it sound like the auction was some sort of scam.

Mon Nov 01 1999 16:31:

My music history essay is pretty lame, but it has a great title: Concerto for Several Patches: Wendy Carlos's Interpretation of the Third Brandenburg Concerto

I forgot to mention that Dan says that there is an MLA form for citing the output of a computer program. The MLA people need to get out more. Who am I to talk?

Mon Nov 01 1999 17:16:

It's official: Jon Katz loves Katzdot!

News You Can Bruise for 1999 November 1