News You Can Bruise for 1999 November 18

There's a new paper down at gnu.org. I think it's very funny, on several different levels.

If you do an Altavista image search for "turkey", the turkey crossing sign from the Texas travelogue shows up on the first page of results. There are a whole lot of people doing Altavista image searches for "turkey". It took me a while to figure out why, but I figured it out.

YES!! Note to the BBC: Give the guy who thinks up these so-bad-they're-good headlines a raise!

From an email Susanna sent to me:

> I drove to Arizona and back on Monday night. got back at seven in the
> morning. No reason just did. Never doing it again, it was stupid.

???

Susanna's email style is a lot like my mother's. Interesting.

Susanna never updates her homepage. Oh well.

Oh yeah, I also got the customary once-in-a-while message from Dave Griffith last night. If only Andy would reply to his mail, I'd be surrounded by Da Warren people.