News You Can Bruise for 1999 March 6

I now have a header script which makes everything right, and can also be used to enforce uniform color schemes and such across the site. As you can see, it has an option to do random colors for everything instead. Isn't it hideous? I feel like the guy who invented the blink tag.

The automation continues. Every footer-equipped page now has a view source link. I'm going to need to do a library for all these similar programs.