News You Can Bruise for 2000 March 29

I feel that I must speak out about the movie The Truth About Cats and Dogs. It has the most ridiculous premise of any movie I've ever seen, viz., that Uma Thurman is prettier than Janeane Garofalo. What kind of twisted parallel universe spawned this film? One in which giant insects wear sinister moustaches and bark orders to coal-mining humans, no doubt.