News You Can Bruise for 2000 March 6

Yesterday I was in Hollywood and I passed a store called Gay Mart USA ("America's Favorite Gay Superstore"). What does one buy in a gay superstore? Gay power tools? Big tubs of gay laundry detergent? No, just the usual boring gay clothes. If there was another gay superstore on the market, Gay Mart USA would no longer be America's favorite, I'll tell ya that for free.