News You Can Bruise for 2000 May 5

Not good. The SEAS network is inaccessible from outside. My parser is due at 12. This basically means I'm turning it in as-is. But how? I can go on-campus now and do it and then waste a whole lot of time until my class at 2. I can wait til 11 and then go and fight for a place in the lab. I suppose I'd better go now. This class is very strict about deadlines and I don't think "The SEAS network was down" will be accepted as an excuse.