News You Can Bruise for 2000 June 4

I need to go buy some more food (watch them go buy some more food). The only things I ate yesterday were a Baja Fresh burrito that Josh brought in, and a chocolate soy bar. I have cereal but no milk. I am making a pathetic attempt to bake a pizza in the oven (no previous attempt to bake anything in the oven has resulted in actual baking). The pizza almost fits in the toaster oven but not quite; I'm hoping that a sojourn in the oven will make it bendy and flexible so that it will fit in the toaster oven. It's a square pizza, and I distrust square pizza in general, but I am starving.