News You Can Bruise for 2000 August 21

Jake reminds me that yogurt is a dairy product. A "Duh" is in order for this, but it turns out to not be relevant, since the thing I remember is people not eating soy yogurt either. (Soy yogurt includes "starter culture", which, like "beef", is simply a code word to get us to not think about the organisms we are massacring. So yes, it is real yogurt.)