News You Can Bruise for 2000 January 5

First, there was Extreme Pizza Eating! Now, there's Extreme Programming! The geek population may never recover!

I feel really, really bad that I couldn't think of anything funnier than "Extreme Pizza Eating" to put in the previous entry. That entry deserved better.

I don't feel that bad. I feel a lot worse for other reasons. But I wish I could have thought up something funnier.