News You Can Bruise for 2000 November 15

"For 30$ USD [sic], you get a nice big blanket that's warm." I should hope so.

A headline I've had for years but have never been able to turn into a Segfault story: Katz to Rampage, Destroy All in Path.

Tomorrow the results of the IF competition. Since everyone will win a prize (due to a surplus of prizes rather than to any touchy-feely views on competition), it's only a matter of who gets the best prizes. I've got my eye on The Age of Wire and String, or the cold hard cash.