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Thu Nov 02 2000 06:27:
Several people have emailed me saying that they managed to sing Jake's Answering Machine Message in one breath. To avoid further damage to peoples' lungs, I am obliged to state that it is indeed possible if you speed up the tempo a lot. Which I may end up doing.
Thu Nov 02 2000 06:59:
If the plot points in 50s B-movies were covered by the BBC, you'd get headlines like
Double-Headed Creature Revealed.
Thu Nov 02 2000 09:26:
I'm going to write an arcade emulator. Existing emulators emulate specific games, but only my emulator will emulate the entire arcade. It will be very loud and cost a lot of money and all of the good games and pinball machines will have been replaced by dumb fighting games.
Thu Nov 02 2000 21:08:
In foosball, is it legal to rotate and move your opponent's shish kebabs of players? Best to settle this before it comes up, methinks.