News You Can Bruise for March 17, 2000

Fri Mar 17 2000 05:23:

My job offer letter was sent Fed Ex, so of course it wasn't delivered properly. They're sending it again regular mail, I think.

Fri Mar 17 2000 06:23:

Regardless of what you may have been led to believe, I'm not Chris Duarte.

Fri Mar 17 2000 07:31:

Those ancient snake species unfortunate enough to redevelop rudimentary hind limbs were often mocked by their peers.

biology/organisms

Fri Mar 17 2000 10:31:

Who's marking up Mars? And why aren't they using Mars Markup Language?

Fri Mar 17 2000 10:53:

I have Mike to thank for the earthquake map. "What happens when I click on an earthquake?" DON'T!!!

Fri Mar 17 2000 13:33:

I bought a jar of marionberry preserves at Trader Joes. It's made with real crack. Just kidding. About the crack. It really is called marionberry.

food

Fri Mar 17 2000 13:58:

I accidentally rm -rfed my head of hair. That's okay. It'll grow back. And it only cost me $6, unlike the more conventional crew cuts which cost $12.

Fri Mar 17 2000 14:13:

Marionberry jelly is very good on peanut butter sandwiches. No seeds, mildly tart, excellent all around.

food

News You Can Bruise for 2000 March 17