News You Can Bruise for 2000 April 13

Dammit! eCost backordered my digital camera! The only reason I bought from them was that they said they had it in stock!

Also, the TA changed the format of the language just to break my scanner. In particular, things like "123abc" are valid now (two tokens, "123" and "abc"). Whitespace, folks. It's your friend.