News You Can Bruise for 2000 May 17

Wed May 17 2000 06:39:

I love the latest Segfault story because it plays on your preconcieved notions of what a Segfault story is like.

Wed May 17 2000 07:12:

B&N Sharpens Elbows For Same Day Delivery. "Sharpens Elbows"???

Wed May 17 2000 17:05:

Mike, former New York native, explains the obscure practice of elbow sharpening.

Wed May 17 2000 20:12:

I made Jake Berendes West Covina look nicer in non-Lynx browsers. Let me know if it looks weird in your browser.

Wed May 17 2000 20:41:

Why does my neck hurt so much?