News You Can Bruise for May 29, 2000

Mon May 29 2000 10:14:

I think even in air shows, the planes stay higher above the ground than 200 feet.

Mon May 29 2000 10:29:

NTK isn't responding, so 1) I can't read the new NTK, and 2) I can't see their link to the "Perl is finished" Segfault story (I'm assuming it's that one as that's the only one that's gotten linked from anywhere this past week).

Mon May 29 2000 15:40:

There's a point at which you come to realize that it's not all part of your rock and roll fantasy.

Mon May 29 2000 15:59:

Are we really supposed to believe that a film called "Changes" is about surfing and only about surfing?

Mon May 29 2000 16:24:

Thanks to Scott for emailing me the NTK in the UK. At least they referred to us as Segfault and not SEGFAULT.

Mon May 29 2000 17:22:

Following the traditional redesign (it only took an hour this time), I have successfully turned a program in the made-up language into Java bytecode. The program in question assigns five to a variable.

News You Can Bruise for 2000 May 29