News You Can Bruise for 2000 August 15

Segfault: IEEE Releases Floating Log Standard. Bryan Douglas (who didn't write that story but who did write Symantec Announces Genome Defrag) is writing Segfault stories faster than I can publish them. I may have to declare a Bryan Douglas day or something.

Funny headline watch: Omaha Steaks Puts Meat on the Online Bone. It's the sort of story you'd have seen in 1997.

I, too, want to put meat on the online bone.

Forum 2000 vs. Forum 2000... there can be only one!