News You Can Bruise for 2001 April 4

Degeneracy has started a flamewar on rec.games.int-fiction. Unfortunately, it's not the flamewar a Molotov cocktail-throwing author like myself hopes his games to ignite, with rival factions slandering and praising my game. The proximate cause of the flamewar seems to have been a mistaken belief on one person's part that the game did not actually exist (despite its easy downloadability) because of the proximity of its release date to April 1. At least I have a wonderful new pull quote:

"[B]oy was that wacky." -- Emily Short