News You Can Bruise for 2001 March 20

Plasticfied again, courtesy of Mike (again). Mike acts like a shell corporation I hide behind, or something, but he actually does these things of his own free will! Amazing!

I won my first game of Illuminati tonight (that is to say, I played my third game of Illuminati, and for the first time I won). The secret, as always, was the Orbital Mind Control Lasers. [Insert unconvincing segue here.] So today was not that bad a day.