News You Can Bruise for 2002 April 22

Photo roundup (I found that these links go stale after a month; I need to figure out what to do about it):

• "That's right, Tony, lower your roscoe. Just like I'm lowering interest rates."
• Before and after: I used to be a scrawny, balding elder statesman. Now, I'm a handsome military dictator!
• Walk like an Egyptian...
• What this country needs is a good $500 hammer.
• The awesome megamouth! Of which more anon.