News You Can Bruise for 2002 April 17

Sumana finds amusement in my pronunciation of the words "dinosaur", "whale", and "vegetable", so today I made some ASCII drawings of each to cheer her up:

                       _-_
                      / o_|
                     / /\ --Hello, Sumana! Rawr!
                    / /      . -  . -                _____
       ___----_____/ /      .   \. / .               \ / /
      -             /          __\/______________    /  /  
     /             /          /                  \  /  /
    / /  _____   _/          |   o                \/  /
   / /+ ||    | ||           |                       /
 _/ / | ||    | ||    Rawr!-- ========>            _/    v 
(__/  `_oo    `_oo            \___________________/    oOo@()-- Rawr!