News You Can Bruise for 2002 June 26

I'll probably be going to Bakersfield this weekend for the funeral.

I'm going to sleep now, but for those wizards among you who stay up late, a my-heart's-not-really-in-it Photo Wire Roundup:

• Ad for men's suits
• Colin Powell doing something funny in the background: 1 2 (#2 looks like a bizarre '90s photorealist painting)
• "Calm down! You'll all get your chance to be president!"(Is it just me, or does he look like Linus Torvalds?)
• Very cute and phylogeny-recapitulating baby elephant