News You Can Bruise for 2002 June 6

Sumana's Obsession With The Chess Poem She Wrote. It's true what she says about my wanting to fulfil search requests, but I fear that if I begin doing so, people will start abusing my goodwill. I don't know why I have this fear, since I'm at perfect liberty to pick and choose which search requests to fulfil.

Oh, that Edwin A. Abbott. His characters are so two-dimensional.