News You Can Bruise for 2002 June 2

With the amazing turnaround of one who subscribes to the nonexistent NYCB RSS feed, Sean Neakums writes:

I'm pretty sure George Lazenby was Australian.

As Glenn Reynolds would say, he's right. However, the "No True Australian" fallacy may apply here; when was the last time you saw George Lazenby utter archaic Cockney colloquialisms and wrestle a twelve-foot croc? Apart from in Twin Sitters, I mean.