News You Can Bruise for 2002 April 11

I cunningly recovered another 70 or so Segfault stories from the Internet archive. There are only 161 missing stories now, and that's not counting (well, falsely counting) the 6 or so I've received from the original authors and not put up yet.

If Reddish Purple vs. Bluish Purple is just too nonpartisan for you, why not try this version, which also has a better map?